New Years Resolutions
Dec 31, 2022
- Keep trying to be a positive force in the world, refusing to let negative people and things bring me down.
- Taste your tongue.
- Actually finish a home improvement project.
- Taste your skin.
- Do better about keeping the house clean.
- Taste you everywhere.
- Get back into reading books.
- And I do mean everywhere.
- Maybe pick up… fewer new hobbies.
- Yes… even there.
- Pick weight training back up, to complement the jogging.
- My god, especially there.
- Try my hand at writing long form fiction.
- Maybe… if I could be so lucky… be the first to taste you there.
- Not have such a one track mind.
- I mean… it's a possibility, right?
- Seriously, this is neither the time nor place…
- Well, even if I'm not… I'll be the best. At that. If nothing else.
- Get my mind out of the gutter.
- And into your pants.
- Between those cheeks.
- In the bed.
- On the couch.
- In the kitchen.
- In the shower.
- By the pool.
- In the back seat of your car.
- Wait… what is this a list of again?